Googly Steve
Eyes this big & I can only see movement? Add on my tiny arms & it’s no wonder I’m so angry.

Eyes this big & I can only see movement? Add on my tiny arms & it’s no wonder I’m so angry.

Some people say “don’t stand in the fire” but I say it gives +1 hotness

Some people say “don’t stand in the fire” but I say it gives +1 hotness

You should see the eyes of girl behind me.

You should see the eyes of girl behind me.

My image designer says I needed a new image. I threw him in my snake pit. cc: @CobraCommander

My image designer says I needed a new image. I threw him in my snake pit. cc: @CobraCommander

I’m surprised they never used this tag line for an Aliens movie.

I’m surprised they never used this tag line for an Aliens movie.

Check out the new horizontal blinds from the Bourne collection.

Check out the new horizontal blinds from the Bourne collection.

Don’t look down. Don’t look down.

Don’t look down. Don’t look down.

We rounded up some suspects based on your description of the assailants unusual eyes.

We rounded up some suspects based on your description of the assailants unusual eyes.

It’s like déjà vu, all over again.

It’s like déjà vu, all over again.

What? You’ve never heard of googly snakes?

What? You’ve never heard of googly snakes?